Maths teacher was telling story sums to the class. The story goes like this…
‘Mrs Lim bakes 250 strawberry tarts. She bakes another 150 blueberry tarts. How many tarts did she bake altogether?’
Student J: Ms Siti, I know who is Mrs Lim!
Teacher: Who is she?
Student J: She’s from Campus 2!
The whole class laughed!

Overheard by Ms Siti

Student J went to the toilet and came back to class hurriedly.
Student J: Ms Siti, come quick!
Teacher: What happened?
Student J pointed at the opposite block of the school where a group of school visitors were having a tea break at Level 1. They had just finished touring the whole school.
Student J: Look, Ms Siti….over there! There’s a party!
Teacher: No, that’s not a party. That’s a group of school visitors who came to visit our school. Now, they are having their tea break.
Student J: But they are all eating leh…They REALLY have their PARTY leh!

Overheard by Ms Siti

During Science lesson, Teacher asked student A: “Where are your ears?”
Student B answered before student A: “It is over here” (pointing to his own ears)
Teacher: ???

Overheard by Sharon Ng

Teacher who had a bad sore throat, came into Frankl class using a portable microphone and speaker to speak.
Teacher: Good morning, class!
Student T: Good morning, Ms Robot Siti!
Everyone burst out laughing.

Overheard by  Ms Siti