Are you a locksmith?

Are you a locksmith?

During NIE practicum, external supervisors were attached to PL for lesson observation. Students were to greet them when they arrived..

Monitor: Class stand, let’s greet Mr Kee?

All students greeted Mr Kee except student ‘B’.

He asked, ” Are you a locksmith?”

Overheard @ P3 Redwood Class by Loy Sheau Mei


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28 February 2011


What’s the Time Now, Mr Wolf?

One of the students in a PP class is on GFCF diet, so he usually has salad for snack time…

class: what’s the time now, mr wolf?
student: 2 o’clock!
class: what’s the time now, mr wolf?
student: 11 o’clock!
class: what’s the time now, mr wolf?
student: it’s salad time!!!

Overheard @ Spine by Zi Lin (Miss Sim)


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22 December 2010


Inverted Flattery

Sean: Ms Kho, are you married?

Ms Kho: Yes, I am married.

Sean: I know you must be married. Only a FOOL would not marry you.

School Supervisor overheard the exchange and joined in.

Ms Phua: What about me?

Sean: For you, only an IDIOT would not marry you. So of course you are married.

Overheard @ Pathlight by Linda Kho


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15 December 2010


Naming Nomenclature

There are many MPs in Pathlight.
Ms Phua, Ms Premila, Ms Pauline… Mr Penith… etc.

Overheard by Denise


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08 December 2010


Occupational Hazard

During Leisure Skills, Chopin Class was tasked to design and create a CD Sleeve with a genre of their interest. The class loved listening and singing along with popular songs.

Cheryl decided to design her own solo album as a follow up to her recent school performance of “Top of The World”.

top_of_the_world

Mr Victor: Wow, this is a very good album cover! What is the singer holding on her right hand?
Cheryl: (With a smile) It’s a wooden hammer!
Mr Victor: Why is she singing with a wooden hammer?
Cheryl: It’s “Top of the World”! It’s by [the] Carpenters!

Overheard by Victor


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01 December 2010