Q: Which teacher likes to eat beans?
A: Ms Libin.

Q: Which teacher stays on top of a building?
A: Ms Ruth!! (This is very funny)

Contributed by Faris
Overheard by Toh Chin Chin

Student E was waiting for his bus in the hall.
Deciding to entertain him, I walked toward him and said hi.
She asked if a teacher with a pot belly is pregnant, she laughed and I told him no.
Ms Felicia: “How bout me? Do you think I’m pregnant?” (I’m quite chubby)
Student E: “Yes! How many children do you have?”
(Hahahahahah)
Ms Felicia: “Ten, 5 boys, 5 girls. One more on the way.” As I patted my tummy.
“How many do you want to have?”
E: “TEN LIKE YOU!”
HAHAHA!!!!!!

Overheard @ Hall during dismissal by Felicia Goh

Q: What is the name of Ms Denise Phua’s brother?
A: Mr Denephew Phua….

Contributed by Bennington Chee
Overheard by Toh Chin Chin

Student asks: Why is the dog afraid of the sun?

Give up?
Because it is scared of becoming a HOT DOG )

Overheard by Denise

Q: Which school has the brightest road?
A: Pathlight school.

Q: Where does Ms Soh live?
A: Soho Apartment

Contributed by Bennington Chee
Overheard by Toh Chin Chin