overheard@pathlight

Playing Guitar

overheard-support — Wed, 16 May 2012 09:56:42 +0000

Overheard by Lydia Othmanshah

Thor is Coming!

overheard-support — Fri, 04 May 2012 10:31:19 +0000

During exam, students were quietly doing their work.
The sky started to grow dark and windy.
Suddenly, there was a clasp of thunder and lightning.
Everyone started to cover their ears with their hands.
Student N suddenly said loudly: Thor is coming!!!
Teacher: !!!

Overheard by Seetee Siti

Labour Day

overheard-support — Fri, 04 May 2012 10:30:21 +0000

The day before Labour Day holiday, a student became suddenly became worried.
Student J asked Teacher: Ms Siti, please don’t give me homework today.
Teacher: Why?
Student J: Because tomorrow is Labour Day. I want to watch the movie The Avengers.
Teacher: But tomorrow there is no school, for sure you have more time to do homework.
Student J: But Ms Siti….tomorrow is Labour Day leh – you got no work, so I also got no homeWORK!
Teacher: !!!

Overheard by Seetee Siti

A Student’s Funny Definition

overheard-support — Thu, 03 May 2012 00:45:54 +0000

Student: Miss Mabel, do you know what “wife” stands for?

Worries Inherited For-Ever!

Overheard @ Hickory class by Mabel

Poem

overheard-support — Thu, 03 May 2012 00:44:36 +0000

My math homework
Everytime I do my math homework,
My life is full of woes.
The questions need either models or division.
And Fractions get onto my nerves!

Contributed by Bennington Chee (poem adapted from My Bath -CCA poem)
By Toh Chin Chin

A ‘Full’ Meal

overheard-support — Thu, 03 May 2012 00:43:40 +0000

Which bread can make you full?
Ans: Wholemeal bread (because there is a meal in it)

Contributed by Justin Wong
Overheard by Toh Chin Chin

Dirty Milk

overheard-support — Thu, 03 May 2012 00:42:32 +0000

Which milk is the dirtiest?
Ans: Soy Milk ( Soil! Milk )

Contributed by Bennington Chee
Overheard by Toh Chin Chin

Maths lesson? Science lesson?

overheard-support — Thu, 03 May 2012 00:41:26 +0000

Today 24Apr12 @Recess.

Hardy bought 2 eggs and requested for both to be of the double-yolk kind. He paid $1.

I ribbed him, “You’re having 4 eggs. You should be paying $2. You need some Maths lesson on money skills!”

He blushed and justified, “Maybe I’m special.”

A split second later, he countered, “But this is special egg – 2 egg yolks. Ms Tiang – you need Science lesson on eggs!”

I feigned indignation, but deep down there was applause rising. I complimented him for the swift repartee and Hardy of Track V Einstein Class beamed no end.

Overheard @ Cafe – Asian Kitchen by Ms Tiang Voon Cheng

Busy People

overheard-support — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 04:11:43 +0000

Teacher:”Your hands are so busy.” (Points at student struggling with water bottle, book, pencil…)
Student:”What is busy?”
Teacher:”Oh because you are carrying so many things… I carry mine in my bag…” (Points to sling pouch)
Student:”Then your left shoulder is so busy.”

Overheard by Ee Bing

Conversation between 8 and 0

overheard-support — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 04:09:29 +0000

What did the number 8 say to number 0?

“You forgot to wear your belt ?”

Contributed by Desmond
Overheard by Denise