During Science lesson, Teacher asked student A: “Where are your ears?”
Student B answered before student A: “It is over here” (pointing to his own ears)
Teacher: ???

Overheard by Sharon Ng

Teacher who had a bad sore throat, came into Frankl class using a portable microphone and speaker to speak.
Teacher: Good morning, class!
Student T: Good morning, Ms Robot Siti!
Everyone burst out laughing.

Overheard by  Ms Siti

Student A wrote a story sum using bar models as homework for the Maths teacher. During recess, Student A took an opportunity to ask the Maths teacher.
Student A: Teacher, did you get your homework?
Maths teacher: Yes.
Student A: Are you going to do it during your weekend?
Maths teacher: Yes.
Student A: So how do you feel when I give you many, many homework?
Maths teacher: I feel saaaad!! I can’t go shopping!!
Student A: It’s okay teacher! I will give you more homework okay! (laughs)

Overheard by Ms Siti

On the way back to class, I turned around and did not see an orderly line up.

“Class, why is your line so crooked!”

Student S answered. Because we didn’t use a ruler!

Overheard by Darren Huan

Biology Teacher at CBSS teaching chapter on Excretion.

Cheeky CBSS student walks in from toilet and says “Teacher I’ve just completed my practical in excretion!”
The whole class laughed out loud.

Pathlighter (in Integration Programme) went up to the CBSS girl and asked
“Hi Amanda, which practical did you do?”

Class was stunned!

Overheard @ CBSS by Saravanan