Archive category ‘General’


Q: Which teacher has the nicest scent?
A: Ms Jasmine Teo

Contributed by Bennington Chee


30 March 2012


Alarm Clock

During science lesson, Mr Simon was going through the different kinds of energy. He touched on sound energy and asked the class whether they used alarm clock.

Mr Simon: class, anyone use alarm clock in the morning?

Student J did not raise up his hand.

Mr Simon: so student J, who wakes you up in the morning?

Student J: the pigeons.

Overheard @ Willow class at BPSS by Si Jia


28 March 2012


Sports Day 2012

I was helping out the 5×20 m relay for Pri 6 students and while most of the students have reached the finishing line, I noticed one student still walking slowly like doing a catwalk for a runway.

I encouraged him to walk faster and as he walked closer to me, I heard him singing out loud , “Im sexy and I know it!”

He was enjoying the race, with his own style!

Overheard by Ms Rina, PL Pri 1 Teacher.


03 March 2012


Mrs Lim

Maths teacher was telling story sums to the class. The story goes like this…
‘Mrs Lim bakes 250 strawberry tarts. She bakes another 150 blueberry tarts. How many tarts did she bake altogether?’
Student J: Ms Siti, I know who is Mrs Lim!
Teacher: Who is she?
Student J: She’s from Campus 2!
The whole class laughed!

Overheard by Ms Siti


03 March 2012


Party

Student J went to the toilet and came back to class hurriedly.
Student J: Ms Siti, come quick!
Teacher: What happened?
Student J pointed at the opposite block of the school where a group of school visitors were having a tea break at Level 1. They had just finished touring the whole school.
Student J: Look, Ms Siti….over there! There’s a party!
Teacher: No, that’s not a party. That’s a group of school visitors who came to visit our school. Now, they are having their tea break.
Student J: But they are all eating leh…They REALLY have their PARTY leh!

Overheard by Ms Siti


28 February 2012