Student: (offers sweet to schoolmates and teachers)

Teacher: Wow, you have so many different types of sweets to share everyday! Take care of your teeth though… don’t eat too many sweets, all right?

Student: You take care too. Don’t drink too much Kopi-O.

Teacher: (surprised) Really?

Student: Your teeth are yellow.

Overheard at the School Hall during dismissal by Mr. Victor