Student asks: Why is the dog afraid of the sun?

Give up?
Because it is scared of becoming a HOT DOG :o)

Overheard by Denise

Lamenting that they are too young to vote for the President (all 4 candidates are TANs), one student sighed and said: “Looks like the only candidate we can vote for is TAN Ku-Ku” (Hokkien for wait long long)

Overheard by Denise

There are many MPs in Pathlight.
Ms Phua, Ms Premila, Ms Pauline… Mr Penith… etc.

Overheard by Denise

Ms Phua was advising Student D to behave and be more courteous when he speaks to his friends.
Student A who is usually not sociable was observing.
She approached Ms Phua and spoke hesitantly and loudly, “You sent him to the strictest teachers (pause) BUT NO USE !”
Wow ! You never know when they are watching and learning :o)!

Overheard by Denise

P6 students were taught how to write obituaries and condolences.
Clifton’s grandfather passed away this week.
Clifton’s classmates wrote,
“Dear Clifton’s Grandfather, I am sorry you passed away.”
“Dear Clifton, condolences to you. It would have been good if your grandfather died a few days later so you need not have to miss the School’s Children’s Day celebrations.”

Overheard by Denise