Which bread can make you full?
Ans: Wholemeal bread (because there is a meal in it)

Contributed by Justin Wong
Overheard by Toh Chin Chin

Which milk is the dirtiest?
Ans: Soy Milk ( Soil! Milk )

Contributed by Bennington Chee
Overheard by Toh Chin Chin

Today 24Apr12 @Recess.

Hardy bought 2 eggs and requested for both to be of the double-yolk kind. He paid $1.

I ribbed him, “You’re having 4 eggs. You should be paying $2. You need some Maths lesson on money skills!”

He blushed and justified, “Maybe I’m special.”

A split second later, he countered, “But this is special egg – 2 egg yolks. Ms Tiang – you need Science lesson on eggs!”

I feigned indignation, but deep down there was applause rising. I complimented him for the swift repartee and Hardy of Track V Einstein Class beamed no end.

Overheard @ Cafe – Asian Kitchen by Ms Tiang Voon Cheng

Teacher:”Your hands are so busy.” (Points at student struggling with water bottle, book, pencil…)
Student:”What is busy?”
Teacher:”Oh because you are carrying so many things… I carry mine in my bag…” (Points to sling pouch)
Student:”Then your left shoulder is so busy.”

Overheard by Ee Bing

What did the number 8 say to number 0?

“You forgot to wear your belt ?”

Contributed by Desmond
Overheard by Denise