My math homework
Everytime I do my math homework,
My life is full of woes.
The questions need either models or division.
And Fractions get onto my nerves!

Contributed by Bennington Chee (poem adapted from My Bath -CCA poem)
By Toh Chin Chin

Which bread can make you full?
Ans: Wholemeal bread (because there is a meal in it)

Contributed by Justin Wong
Overheard by Toh Chin Chin

Which milk is the dirtiest?
Ans: Soy Milk ( Soil! Milk )

Contributed by Bennington Chee
Overheard by Toh Chin Chin

Q: Which teacher likes to eat beans?
A: Ms Libin.

Q: Which teacher stays on top of a building?
A: Ms Ruth!! (This is very funny)

Contributed by Faris
Overheard by Toh Chin Chin

Q: What is the name of Ms Denise Phua’s brother?
A: Mr Denephew Phua….

Contributed by Bennington Chee
Overheard by Toh Chin Chin