During an English lesson, the teacher was introducing a novel to the class.

Teacher: “I’m going to highlight some points in this book for you.”

Student: [Raises up hand and protests vehemently] “Nooo, you can’t! It’s a library book!”

Overheard @ Chong Boon Secondary School by Rachel

2008 – after the YOG campaign came to Pathlight

P1 Kid: Who will win – Singapore or Moscow?
Me: I don’t know. Who do you think will win?
P1 Kid: …Singapore.
(pause)
P1 Kid: If Singapore wins, will Moscow attack Singapore?

Overheard @ Class by Rachel