When told he is getting fatter and should go on a fast, a student who did not know the concept of fasting, responded: “Fast? Eat fast food???”

JY was in a rush after a meal to finish recording his favourite animal videos.

When asked by dad why he had to use the computer,  JY replied: “I pretend to do research for my CPA”

JY tried to cover up but gave himself away.

Riddle by Pathlighter T.Kit:
What do you call a fake iPhone?
Give up?
PHONEY!!

Overheard by Denise

Riddle by Pathlighter Chester:
What goes up and never comes down?
Give up?
AGE!!!

Overheard by Denise

What did the number 8 say to number 0?

“You forgot to wear your belt ?”

Contributed by Desmond
Overheard by Denise