Teacher: Student Z, who cut your hair? Barber is it?
Student Z: (turns around slowly) Scissors.
Hahaha!
Overheard @ Pathlight School (Campus 2) by Low Xin Tian
During exam, students were quietly doing their work.
The sky started to grow dark and windy.
Suddenly, there was a clasp of thunder and lightning.
Everyone started to cover their ears with their hands.
Student N suddenly said loudly: Thor is coming!!!
Teacher: !!!
Overheard by Seetee Siti
The day before Labour Day holiday, a student became suddenly became worried.
Student J asked Teacher: Ms Siti, please don’t give me homework today.
Teacher: Why?
Student J: Because tomorrow is Labour Day. I want to watch the movie The Avengers.
Teacher: But tomorrow there is no school, for sure you have more time to do homework.
Student J: But Ms Siti….tomorrow is Labour Day leh – you got no work, so I also got no homeWORK!
Teacher: !!!
Overheard by Seetee Siti
Student: Miss Mabel, do you know what “wife” stands for?
Worries Inherited For-Ever!
Overheard @ Hickory class by Mabel
Overheard by Lydia Othmanshah