Sean: Ms Kho, are you married?

Ms Kho: Yes, I am married.

Sean: I know you must be married. Only a FOOL would not marry you.

School Supervisor overheard the exchange and joined in.

Ms Phua: What about me?

Sean: For you, only an IDIOT would not marry you. So of course you are married.

Overheard @ Pathlight by Linda Kho