During a morning assembly …
Head of Track 3: Good morning Pathlighters, I want you to turn to your friends and wish them: ‘Have a Magnificent Monday!’


Principal: That’s nice and maybe from now on we shall use more of these beautiful adjectives in our morning greetings.


Pupil: (Shaking classmates’ hands): Have a Magnificent Monday in Malaysia!


Teacher: Wahahahahaha!

Overheard by Mrs Lim Hong Juan